Stolen from our farrier's website (www.jerryhenry.com), cause I didn't feel like writing that much!

DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON - A TEXAN'S GUIDE TO LIFE!

Crisis management principle: Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment...... Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...... Negotiation principle: Never drop yer gun to hug a grizzly...... If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there...... If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around...... A good horse never comes in a bad color...... After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut...... Never kick a cow chip on a hot day...... There are two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works...... Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think...... If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'...... Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco...... It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep...... Always drink upstream from the herd...... When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson...... When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else...... Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but you might need to know what it was...... The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket...... Never miss a good chance to shut up...... There are three kinds of men: The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves...... Author Unknown...probably buried in the panhandle.

PROFOUND SAYINGS I HAVE HEARD FROM FRIENDS & OTHERS
Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger...... When you feel you've made a fool of yourself, real friends don't feel you've done a permanent job...... Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side..... I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to...... Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip...... Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself...... There are two things I've learned: 1) There is a God. 2) I'm not Him...... Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked...... A miracle is when you recognize that things didn't turn out as you planned, but they ended up better than you could have possibly imagined...... When it comes time to die, make sure all you have left to do is die..... Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone...... It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it..... We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse...... No one is listening until you make a mistake...... Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else...... Never test the depth of the water with both feet...... It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others...... It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help...... If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments...... If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything......
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it...... Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day...... If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people...... Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield...... If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you..... Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance...... A closed mouth gathers no foot..... Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together...... Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...... Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving...... Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes...... Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it..... Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted...... He who laughs last, thinks slowest...... Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film...... A day without sunshine is like, well, night...... On the other hand, you have different fingers...... Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine...... I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory...... When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty...... Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it...... Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't...... I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe......
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you...... I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges...... Honk if you love peace and quiet......
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular???? Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.... It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
.... Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.... The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong..... It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.... You can't have everything, where would you put it????? Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.... The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.... A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well..... It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.... Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens .... I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.... I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it..... Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.... And a really profound saying.... "People will not remember what you said, nor will they remember what you did, but they will remember how you made them feel!!!!

Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one is watching!